mc carababbies

[02:38] BA: i just pictured a what if the mc were born carapaces and slick would be the HISSIEST DAMN THING

[02:38] RW: YES

[02:38] RW: YES HE WOULD

[02:38] RW: AND SO SCRATCHY AND BITEY

[02:39] RW: What if babby Boxcars bit but meant well by it, like giving affectionate little nips except WHOOPS HIS TEETH ARE ALREADY KINDA DANGEROUS

[02:39] BA: oh gosh

[02:39] BA: bites, holds on, just looks up at you with those EYES

[02:39] RW: XD YES

[02:39] BA: grring but affectionately grring

[02:40] RW: I just love the idea of babby MC so much; I can’t help it.

[02:40] RW: I WANT TO SEE BABBY MC JUST BECAUSE

[02:40] BA: i can picture whoever is supposed to take care of hb would just sit there smiling back at him but OH GOD YOU COULD STILL /SEE/ THE PAIN ON THEIR FACE

[02:40] BA: also HEH

[02:40] RW: XD

[02:41] RW: SO MANY OF THESE BABBIES WOULD HAVE BAD BITES

[02:41] RW: BOXCARS WOULD BE LIKE TOP OF THE CLASS WHERE THAT’S CONCERNED

[02:41] BA: HEH

[02:42] BA: they’d have to get onto him about chewing on things SO MUCH

[02:42] RW: On a scale with 10 being bad as it gets, he’d be pretty much right at the top.

[02:42] BA: heh

[02:42] RW: Anything he chewed on would be irreparably damaged.

[02:42] RW: Or scarred.

[02:42] BA: yyyyyyep

[02:42] BA: his caretaker would have so many scars on their carapace

[02:43] RW: Slick bites’d suck in their own way since he’d probably give you a whole bunch of them in quick succession.

[02:43] BA: or if we’re assuming that they were cloned but in his universe they start out as infants anyways

[02:43] BA: yep

[02:43] BA: i imagine dd being more of the type to claw and grrr

[02:44] RW: Heh.

[02:44] RW: …Deuce giving big sloppy dork-ass face licks like a puppy.

[02:45] BA: deuce would hiss at first but the moment he realizes you’re okay CUDDLES

[02:45] RW: THE HISSING

[02:45] RW: THE PRECIOUS HISSING

[02:45] BA: HEH

[02:45] RW: Oh man.

[02:45] RW: That’s just ridiculously cute.

[02:45] BA: i can’t get over the hb affectionate biting image

[02:45] BA: those pretty little crystal eyes lookin’ up at you

[02:46] RW: Hee hee…

[02:46] RW: Blood drips to the floor…

[02:47] RW: And he smiles his precious and already really fricking dangerous head off.

[02:47] BA: YES

[02:47] BA: also he’d be the purriest of the bunch

[02:47] RW: D’aww! :)

[02:48] BA: just picture him and tiny cd curled up together

[02:49] BA: purring

[02:49] RW: Oh gosh.

[02:49] RW: IN A BASKET

[02:49] RW: LIKE KITTENS

[02:49] BA: YES

[02:49] BA: granted hb would take up most of the basket but hey that’s okay because cd is small

[02:49] RW: They have proper cribs, but they got into that and it was too cute. Let ‘em be, at least until they’re asleep enough to not notice being moved.

[02:50] BA: heh

[02:50] BA: gosh picturing tiny hb hiding under a blanket and grring, much like strawberrycars

[02:51] RW: Hee hee!

[02:51] RW: Little bitty eyes peeking out, glaring hilariously.

[02:51] BA: i think i like the basket cuddles more, actually

[02:51] BA: because AWWWWW

[02:52] BA: afdsafas and the best is biting smiling hb afdsfa

[02:52] RW: Hee, yes.

[02:52] BA: tiny jack would hiss and claw at hb and hb would just look at him

[02:52] BA: and then lay on him

[02:53] RW: XD

[02:53] RW: XD

[02:53] RW: AWESOME

[02:53] BA: and then it becomes a tiny mc pile

[02:53] RW: Just… plop right over onto him.

[02:53] BA: PURRRING as he does

[02:53] RW: PFFFFF BABBY PILE

[02:53] BA: carababby pile

[02:53] RW: THE BEST KIND OF BABBY PILE

[02:54] RW: FOR IT CONTAINS THE BEST KIND OF BABBIES

[02:54] BA: YES

[02:54] BA: THE BEST KIND OF ALIENS, TOO

[02:54] BA: FUCK YO GRUBS, I WANT CARABABBIES

[02:54] RW: YES

[02:54] RW: THEY’RE MORE DURABLE

[02:54] BA: heh

[02:55] RW: BUT PLEASE DON’T TRY TO BOUNCE THEM DOWNSTAIRS; THEY ARE NOT SLINKIES

[02:55] BA: YOU WILL GET ARRESTED FOR CHILD ABUSE THAT WAY

[02:55] RW: AND MADE INTO CARABABBY FOOD

[02:55] RW: A TIN CAN SHALL BE YOUR COFFIN

[02:55] BA: XD

[02:58] BA: lesse what other cute things would tiny hb do i wonder

[02:58] BA: hmmmm

[02:58] BA: HMMMM

[02:58] RW: He’s given a bottle. He drains it in half a second. Also he tries to eat the bottle.

[02:59] BA: pfffffffft

[02:59] BA: he tries to eat the spoon whenver they feed him

[03:00] RW: Heh.

[03:01] RW: No little wooden ice cream spoons for him.

[03:01] RW: Possibly no plastic either.

[03:01] BA: he GNAWS THROUGH THE BARS OF HIS CRIB

[03:01] RW: OH GEEZ

[03:01] RW: BOXCARS YOU ARE AN EXPENSIVE BABBY

[03:01] BA: and somehow finds his way into cd’s

[03:01] RW: Annnnd cuteness ensues.

[03:01] BA: yyyyyyyyyep

[03:02] BA: their caretakers have trouble keeping those two apart

[03:02] RW: Heh, d’aww.

[03:03] BA: i can picture tiny hb trying to roar and sounding like a baby tiger trying to roar

[03:03] BA: more like that scratchy sounding “RAOW” than a roar

[03:03] RW: PFFFFFFFFFFFFF CUTE

[03:04] BA: DON’T WORRY BBY, YOU’LL GET IT EVENTUALLY

[03:04] BA: JUST GIVE YOUR LUNGS AND VOCAL CHORDS TIME TO GROW

[03:05] RW: AND THEN YOU WILL BE TERRIFYING

[03:05] BA: picturing them as kids, jack “why are you and cd still cuddling that’s stupid you guys are so dumb” “SHUT UP JACK”

[03:05] RW: Heh.

[03:05] RW: Probably loud from the start, that one.

[03:05] BA: yyyyyyep

[03:06] BA: imagining a scene similar to that human!kid mc pic dread drew

[03:06] BA: jack said something mean to cd and OOPS DECKED BY THE BRUTE

[03:06] RW: I DON’T BELIEVE I’VE SEEN THIS

[03:07] BA: lemme find it

[03:07] BA: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_luuxcr7cBu1qijuiwo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1323940072&Signature=f9IFf9Y%2BUSAJFeU8q8cUZV0wY68%3D

[03:08] BA: but yeah, picture that, but with carapace versions

[03:08] BA: heh

[03:10] RW: Oh man, and even as a kid the mouth would probably be doing that whole SURPRISE IT ACTUALLY GETS MUCH HUGER thing.

[03:10] BA: also, for carababies, i bet after a while they’d just give up with trying to keep hb in a separate crib

[03:10] BA: YES

[03:10] RW: Imagine him doing the whole net-face thing as a babby.

[03:10] RW: He yawns

[03:10] RW: And his mouth gets SUDDENLY HUGE

[03:10] BA: yes

[03:10] RW: LIKE SOME KIND OF EEL OR SOMETIHNG

[03:11] BA: TINY CD COULD FIT IN HIS MOUTH, GOSH

[03:11] BA: initially adults are worried about that fact, considering all the other things he’s so far shown a taste for

[03:11] BA: BUT THEY DON’T HAVE TO WORRY NONE

[03:13] RW: HE WILL NEVER GO IN THERE

[03:13] BA: NEVER EVER

[03:13] RW: A BALL OF RAZOR WIRE WILL GO IN THERE FIRST

[03:13] RW: A BOMB WILL GO IN THERE FIRST

[03:13] BA: CD WILL NEVER GO IN THERE EVER IN A MILLION YEARS

[03:13] BA: AND THENSOME

[03:13] RW: ANYTHING WILL GO IN THERE RATHER THAN HIM

[03:13] RW: ANYTHING

[03:13] RW: EVEN BOXCARS’ OWN FRICKING HANDS

[03:14] BA: heh

[03:15] BA: also, speaking of his hands, i can’t help but picture tiny hb being teh size of adult hb’s hands

[03:15] BA: GOSH HE SURE GOT BIG

[03:15] BA: while cd…didn’t really grow all that much

[03:16] RW: Heh.

[03:16] RW: So he wasn’t extra tiny or anything.

[03:16] BA: gosh tiny hb would just

[03:17] BA: you would just want to PICK HIM UP AND CUDDLE HIM

[03:17] RW: Indeed. :D

[03:17] BA: hell that’s the only time you’d be ablet o do that

[03:17] BA: later he’d have to pick you up

[03:17] RW: …though there would remain the biting risk

[03:17] RW: Pick him up when he’s too sleepy to bite.

[03:17] BA: yeah

[03:17] BA: FEED HIM FIRST

[03:17] BA: then pick him up

[03:17] RW: YES

[03:18] RW: Precious little thing.

[03:18] RW: WHAT IF HE PURRS IN HIS SLEEP

[03:18] BA: YES

[03:19] BA: “And to think, one day this tiny little thing will be a huge brute, able to rip metal walls apart.”

[03:19] BA: “Well he kind of already does that with his teeth.”

Neko